"I'm the best sex you'll never have."

"I'm a firm believer that sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing."

"She's so beautiful that every time you look at her your knees tremble your heart melts and you know right then and there without any reservation that there's order and meaning to the universe"

"And if he were here, he would destroy those who would judge him, with sparks from his eye & wit from his ass!"

Pacey: Gotta hand it to you Dawson, you make me look good.
Dawson: Yeah? How?
Pacey: You suck worse than I do.

"Wanting to kiss you? No. It's sort of always there... like... white noise, or... the secret service or the threat of nuclear war, for that matter. Just somethin' you get used to."

"You know, this town is the absolute embodiment of dull. Apart from the occasional sex scandal provided by yours truly, nothing happens here."

Pacey: It seems to me that under the previous regimes in my life, every time I was studying, I was given a reward.
Joey: I offered you Chex Mix.
Pacey: And I'm not talkin' about Chex Mix. I'm talking about Tamara, and I'm talking about Andie. Let's just say that those 2 ladies, they trained me to equate studying with...
Joey: With what?
Pacey: Sex. I equate studying with sex, sex with studying. Now I get the studying, but no sex, you understand? So it's a little hard to get motivated these days.
Joey: So what you're saying is you're merely the innocent victim in some behavioral psychology experiment gone horribly awry.
Pacey: Yeah.
Joey: And you're desperately in need of some able-bodied female to help you provoke those pre-conditioned Pavlovian homework responses?
Pacey: Yes.
Joey: That is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard, Pacey.

"My butt! Its like a magnet, chicks they just can't keep their eyes off it!"

"Alright. For what it's worth, as a guy who's just gone through this himself, what just happened to you is a defining moment. When you come to see your parents as human beings with their own problems, it is oddly, kind of liberating. When you realize... they're way more messed up than you are. It's not worth your time or energy to go on despising them for it."

"My life began when I met you and you never gave up on me so I'm not going to give up on you. So please for the love of God come out here and choose me... please."

"I just thought that maybe snails were just like guys, you know, that there ultimate fantasy was to be with two female snails at the same time, and I knew that that is what this project needed to get moving along."

"You mean you aren't gonna let Rudolph join in on any of your perverted reindeer games?"

"I'm just saying thank you. You reminded me of what I'm capable of feeling. It's like I was... walking around seeing my life through a smudged window, and then I saw you and the smudges were gone. The window was clean."

Joey: You never look back, do you?
Pacey: Why would you look back? The future's out there. And whatever it is, it's gonna be great.

"I'm a better catch than Tye the Bible-beater or that skirt-chasing neanderthal Chris Wolfe."

"You're not a little Oompa-Loompa any more, Dawson. You're a big, bad, manly Oompa-Loompa!"

"Emilio Estevez. He was in those Ducks movies. Man, those were the best."

"I've got a bad case of the Molly Ringwalds today."

Pacey: Your sincerity is so appealingly sexy.
Andie: And your sexiness is so appealingly sincere.

Pacey: So this is spring break, it doesn't really look like the brochures.
Audrey: Hey. I provided the house, you people we supposed to bring on the fun. There are some pizzas.
Joey: We could rent some movies...
Pacey: ...or play Strip Poker
Audrey, Jen and Joey: NO.
Pacey: Come on, its not like I haven't seen you all naked before. Ok, ok. we'll rent movies.

John Witter: Finally my boy gets a pair. And all it took was getting his heart broke by some little girl with a few screws loose.
Pacey: [punching his father] Andie did more for my life in six months than you did in sixteen years, you rotten son of a bitch.

"Confused, perplexed, bewildered, mystified - a thesaurus of emotions."

Jen: Well, because right now you've gotta walk through that front door and tell your best friend that the only girl in the universe he can't live without...
Pacey: Is the same one that I can't live without.

Pacey: You know, for a bright girl, you can be really daft sometimes. Why do you think I came here? I came here to be with you! It's as simple as that. I mean, when you like somebody, proximity is a good thing, regardless of how they feel about you. Or don't, as the case may be.
Joey: But I felt it.
Pacey: What?
Joey: This morning. Your arm brushed up against me in bed, and... and I felt it.
Pacey: How did it feel?
Joey: Made me feel alive.
Pacey: Ok. Joey... I'm going to kiss you now.
Joey: You can't.
Pacey: Jo, you can't say something like that to me and expect me not to kiss you, so that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna kiss you in about 10 seconds. And if you don't want me to kiss you... Well, if you don't want me to, I guess then you're just gonna have to stop me. 10.

Pacey: See this? This is you. It's not showy or gaudy. It's simple. elegant. beautiful.
Joey: It's my mom's bracelet.
Pacey: I know.
Joey: How do you know?
Pacey: Well, because you told me. Six months ago. You were wearing that blue sweater with the snowflakes that you have. You were walking down the hallway at school. I was annoying you as per usual. You said, "Look, Pacey, I just found my mother's bracelet this morning, so why don't you cut me some slack?"
Joey: You remember that?
Pacey: I remember everything.